The Loh Down on Science

*Phew* A stressful day … If only I could remember it!

Look on the bright side – which side is that again?

Who needs a compass? Get thee a pigeon!

Does menstrual blood have healing powers?!

Does soil hold memories?

Wouldn’t it be nice if… our implants weren’t toxic?!

TWO things happen when you get old: ONE… your memory goes, TWO… can’t remember

Can you teach a bee to play soccer?

I know it’s hot, but don’t wipe your sweat away! It’s valuable information!

Jackets keep you warm. And stylish! Now they can quench your thirst?

It’s thymus time, baby!

Ride Sally ride, but if you’re going to Mars… bring protection.

Imagine speaking without making a sound?

Are houseplants geometry whizzes?

*Yawns* Maybe…it is time to …. *snores*

Doctor, doctor! What should I do about this weird mark on my shoulder?

Crop-tops, capris, and… cigarettes? Not cool!

Could robots give us a leg up?

Vote your conscience, or vote your… amygdala!?

The laws of physics apply to everyone... Right?

Is nature giving men and women entirely different scripts?

Think one flu shot fits all? Think again.

What LED scientists and neighbors to work together? LEAD!

Staring contest? How about a scaring contest… with a crow!

Time to shake a leg: literally!

Paging Stuart Smalley: your daily affirmations might matter more than you think!

Pass the remote control... mice???

Does the Earth wipe its own… GAS?!

Global warming means fewer ice hazards, right? Not so fast, Jack Frost.

Conservation is a big deal – who should drive this project? Nature?

Need a workout boost? Skip the energy drink and try headphones instead!

Your baby’s blood may have plastic baggage!!

A great violin should sing and inspire you, not make you wince.

Why did the fearsome T-rex have such tiny arms?

Don’t filter out this message!

You don’t need an excuse to sleep in on weekends, but here’s one anyway!

Picture yourself at the beach, waves crashing, salty air on your face. *sniff sniff* What’s that smell?

Where can I get some new DNA around here?

What’s better for studying? Complete silence, or should you turn the music UP?

Old MacDonald had a..... solar panel farm?

Your pregnancy story starts with … a nineteen thirty-five map?!

Who doesn’t love an ocean breeze… full of salt… and… contaminants?!

Can we turn methane into merlot?

Want to age like fine wine? Don’t turn up the heat!

Old prescriptions, new predictions.

Curse you, gas station sushi! Never again!

Watermelon lovers, rejoice!

Something smells … overcooked. Is it your brain?!

Can getting your hands dirty actually make you feel better?

Time to fight fire with fire! Literally!