The Slaptail Squad

This week the Monster seeks to inform the listeners about what amazing research scientists are conducting with Fruit fly brains.

It's Norwegian Black Metal, Truly Disturbing True Crime, and an update on the suspected Pneumonic Plague in Russia

On this episode of Monstrous Minutes, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town, JD Hutchins, pays tribute to the legendary Conrad "Cronos" Lant. Gone too soon, a Metal God who clearly did whatever the flerg he wanted to. What more can anyone ask of life?

Send us Fan Mail After two years of asking Tromondae and even lending him the movies, Tromondae finally watches Star Wars, A New Hope. The Beaveman is overjoyed and foolishly optimistic about the influence it will have on Tromondae's life. Join us for the experience. As you can probably guess, Ronz gets yelled at almost immediately. The Beaveman is not a trivia expert on the genre, he just has a deep love for it. So trivia fans, don't get butt hurt if we don't know something. That's what the books are for. Join us on this journey. We did not even come close to answering all of Tromondae's questions, so be prepared for several episodes. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail It is just a chance to catch up and talk about whatever comes to mind, wherever the conversation takes them. Ronz had a plan but since he can rarely transition without making it too obvious, he usually doesn't end up executing that plan. Perhaps he does it on purpose so Beaveman doesn't yell at him. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Do you remember things accurately? Are we all just sharing false memories? Did this really happen? The Beaveman administers a little test to the Ronz and the Swan. Take the test with us. See if you get just as mad as the Beaveman did when he was talking about Tinker Bell. What memories do you have that you swear occurred but the proof is to the contrary? We hope you enjoy this episode. Stay safe Slaptail Nation! Thank you for taking this journey with us. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Ronz likes Godzilla but only if it is lizard-like, not new lizard-like, old lizard like. Beaveman accuses Tromondae of not trying to understand white culture, and the squad discusses death. Dumb ways to die, how they want to die, you get the idea. Thanks for taking this journey through idiocy with us. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail It's that time of the week again. The squad assembles to talk about the enormous growth the Swan has growing inside her, and no, it's not a tumor. They talk about habits of their children, and the future of the hump-having human race. We also get to hear about the first time the Beaveman cheated death. Yes, he has done it more then once. If you want to hear about the other times he may consider sharing if someone comments on the podcast positively. Finally, the Beaveman questions the Ronz about his martial arts style and foot form. He is of course the ambassador and most famous practitioner of his style, thanks to the podcast. Not really. Thank you all for listening. We enjoy sharing with you all so much. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail On this episode the squad celebrates episode 52. The squad formed and released its first podcast episode on March 15, 2020. They talk about their year in review. But first, the Beaveman asks a compelling question that makes the Ronz a little uncomfortable. For our listeners, this may shock you considering the topics the Ronz seems to be comfortable discussing. Thanks for joining us and coming along for the ride. We appreciate all of you for listening and sharing this year with us. We look forward to providing content in the years to come. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail On this episode the Beaveman asks Swan and Tromondae questions designed to hopefully embarrass and entertain them. The Ronz is busy off mastering the art of COVID-Te, or, the way of the COVID hand. He was missed but we gotta let the guy have a break once in awhile. He will be back for episode 52 which marks a year since we launched this podcast as an addition to the Slaptail Nation. Please join us for our podcast party. It has been a great journey to share with all of you. Thank you for joining us. We hope you enjoy this episode and that you are staying safe. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail The Beaveman was quoted as saying, "I'm not entirely sure what this podcast was about. The Swan and Tromondae were in charge." The Slaptail nation will just have to listen and figure it out for themselves. I guess it is a get to know Beaveman and Ronz time. Thank you all for spending time with the Slaptail Squad! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail The squad and friends of the show assemble to "discuss," the last three Karate Kid movies. They basically agree that they are pretty disenchanted with part 3 and The Next Karate Kid. There are redeeming qualities of the Karate Kid Jayden Smith version. They seem to agree that they enjoyed that movie. What is definitely clear is that there are some seriously sleazy, creepy vibes from part 3 and The Next Karate Kid. We look forward to discussing Cobra Kai in the future. Thanks for joining us. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail We continue our discussion about the Karate Kid universe in part 2. This time we continue to talk about Karate, reference the first movie, and dive into part 2. This is questionably the Beaveman's favorite of all of them. The squad relies on the brilliant insight of the Ronz and his vast experience in Karate. Or do they? Thank you all for joining us. We are just getting started with the Karate Kid Universe, or the Miyagiverse. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail This is it. It's time to discuss a topic that is near and dear to the Beaveman's heart. The Karate Kid, or, the Karate Kid universe. He has loved these movies his whole like. Some more then others. He is joined by fellow nerd and student of martial arts Andy, as well as the Ronz, self-professed martial artist and blackbelt. We defer to the Ronz's superior martial arts expertise. We are also joined by friend of the show Skylar. He provides his opinion as a next generation perspective on the Karate Kid universe. Super stoked to share with your all. Remember we are idiots as well as nerds. Did we get it wrong? Did we get it right? Did we make mistakes? Of course we did. That's what makes it fun. Thanks for joining us. This is not the end. We only made it through two movies. This could be a minimum of a 3 parter. Thank you to all our listeners. Stay safe Slaptail Nation! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail The squad assembles to catch up and talk. You can't just launch in to your subject. There is some talk about favorite comedians and sexual chocolate. This is a reference to "Coming to America, " for the uninformed. They get to their subject about narcissism. Do you know a narcissist? Are you a narcissist? What is a narcissist? We hope we bring a little comedy in to your life. We appreciate all our listeners. Thank you all so much. Stay safe. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail The recent events in this country have caused increased stress and division. We at the Slaptail Squad have tried to distance ourselves and focus on topics that will make our listeners laugh and smile and hopefully forget all their troubles for a while. Every wonder about the first humans to recognize you could eat a chickens egg, or milk a cow? Did they try to milk a bull and get kicked in the head? Take a dive into the mind of the squad. We hope it will make you laugh. Take care listeners. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail The squad welcomes guest and friend of the show Andy to discuss the Mandalorian. You can't just start talking about the podcast topic, you have to ease in to it. So first we subject our guest to typical Slaptail Squad questions. The Ronz attempts to stump the squad with Mandalorian trivia, and fails. Andy and the Beaveman discuss their emotional responses to the final episode of the Mandalorian, and the Ronz pisses the Beaveman off as usual. What does the future hold for the Mandalorian Din Djarin and Grogu? Support the show

Send us Fan Mail The squad assembles to discuss new years's resolutions. Clearly the Beaveman considers them to be ridiculous. You got to have goals people! All year long. Also we find out that the Ronz makes comments about seeing the Beaveman undressing in the locker room on more then one podcast. What is the deal? We hope everyone has a wonderful New Year. Thank you to all of our listeners. We cannot tell you how much you mean to us. Stay safe from all of the members of the Slaptail Squad! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail It's a post Christmas episode. The squad talks about the holidays. The Beaveman talks about how friends take advantage of you. They also talk about getting older and what happens to the body as we age. We look forward to the day when we can get together in person and podcast for all of you. The Squad wishes everyone happy holidays! Stay safe. Thank you for listening. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail If you ever wanted to hear how the Swan met the Beaveman, well, you won't learn much from this episode. On this episode the squad talks about ways to lose friends and alienate folks in general. Apparently the Beaveman is the only one who is good at it. The others seem to profess their sainthood. Whatever, the Beaveman will continue to try and exploit the evils that the other squad members do. Everyone knows they are lying. Thanks for listening. Enjoy the podcast. From all of us here at the Slaptail Squad, happy holidays and stay safe! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Ever wonder how the Ronz met his wife? Neither did we, but we listened anyway. Ever wonder about the inner thoughts of the Ronz? So do we. The complexity, clearly just astonishing. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail On this episode, the squad assembles and talks about multiple topics. How do you address family members? Why do we ask our friends who come from different cultural backgrounds questions as though they are the spokesperson for that culture, race, or ethnicity. The Ronz tells stories and exclaims his amazement about everything like a young child. And oh, by the way, he is a martial artist. They finally wrap it up by telling life stories about helping people and why others may be reluctant to do so. Enjoy. Stay safe. Thanks for listening. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Thanksgiving came and went. The Ronz fisted a turkey. Ok, so there is that. Ronz isn't sure what the symptoms of COVID-19 are despite talking about them constantly. We get to hear more fueling and refueling stories! Yay! Maybe that should be a thing. Thank you to our listeners! We love you folks! Stay safe! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail The Ronz has a plan. Bring little Ronz on the show and interrogate him about why he thinks video games could prepare him for real life combat situations. That was his plan. Plan. Plan. Was he able to implement the plan? Basically no. It was still a fun conversation. This episode was recorded prior to Veterans day so you also get to enjoy the Beaveman complaining about people posing as veterans and veteran posers pretending to be bad asses and over using the system. Thanks for listening! Stay safe. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail How many random thoughts can you string together? How many thoughts go through your head that you spend time actually thinking about? Apparently the squad has quite a few. Join them for some brief, casual political talk followed by random goofy thoughts. Did you know Tromondae doesn't like baggy sleeves, that the Beaveman loves porn, and that the Swan is perplexed by persons with no chins? Did you know the Ronz is a blackbelt? We apologize that there is so very little contributions from the Ronz on this episode. Technical difficulties. Hopefully it doesn't happen again. Stay safe Slaptail Nation! Thank you for listening. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the Beaveman invites the Ronz to have a non-contentious discussion about the election results. The Ronz still believes he won despite the overwhelming votes for President Beaveman. The Swan acts as non-partial moderator of their discussion. Join us for this pleasant conversation. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail This is it Slaptail Nation. The final presidential debate. Time to choose your candidate. Will you support the Ronz and his platform of butt plugs for all and general confusion, or will you support the Beaveman, a little brown man? It's up to you to get out there and vote no matter how ridiculous the candidates for president may be. Just vote! Don't let them take our rights away. Not every country in the world has the rights afforded to citizens of the United States of America. The Ronz and the Beaveman took an oath to defend that right until the day they die. Thanks for listening folks. Stay safe! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Join Tromondae on this second presidential debate while he attempts to moderate two idiotic candidates. Topics of discussion include the Flintstones and the Jetsons, personal hygiene, aluminum foil helmets, and milk shakes as well as a bunch of other crucial topics. If you are playing a drinking game with friends, you are sure to get totally wasted because the Ronz says, "right," about 100 times. Listen and enjoy. The final debate is in one week. Just in time for you to make up your mind. Who will you vote for? One of the three old white guys, or the Beaveman? Just vote! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Tromondae welcomes Beaveman and Ronzs' respective number two. That's right, its Vice Presidential debate time. These candidates don't disappoint. They are as equally unqualified as their running mates. Skylar represents the alter ego of the Beaveman, soft-spoken and learned. While RJ seems overly obsessed with a platform of butt plugs for all. We are not sure if that is the exact platform the Ronz selected. It wouldn't surprise us because he does seem to be rather interested in the subject. Listen and marvel at how Tromondae maintains professionalism while moderating a debate between these two geniuses. We have two more presidential debates planned. Something to look forward to. Thanks for listening members of Slaptail Nation! Stay safe. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to the first presidential debate with your candidates the Beaveman and the Ronz. The topics of the debate are super relevant (not so much). Empathize with Tromondae as he tries to moderate these two idiots as they navigate through the hard-hitting questions from an expert panel. It should be no surprise that in a debate of this nature, the losers are the voters. Be on the lookout for at least one more presidential debate and one vice presidential debate before the election. Visit us on facebook, instagram, and on our website slaptailnation.com Thanks for listening! Stay safe! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail The Beaveman is all alone on this podcast. It is a time for him to share his thoughts on screening for cancer, loss of the Black Panther, and death and dying. He also talks about the pandemic and the irresponsibility of the president. Skylar joins him at the end to talk about procrastination. We hope you are all having a good time and staying safe during the pandemic. Vote! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail The Slaptail squad assembles to talk nonsense. Every wonder why a date looks like a cockroach? No? The Swan does. Every wonder why there are patterns on toilet paper? No? The Ronz does? When is it appropriate to respond, "Ugly all day?" Find out on this episode of the Slaptail Squad. Oh, and of course, are you interested in finding out more about musical butt plugs? If so, this may be the episode for you. Stay safe Slaptail Nation! Thank you for listening. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Beaveman and the Ronz, back in action. On this episode the Beaveman gave the Ronz a simple assignment. He failed miserably. It doesn't matter though because they both had a fun conversation. Simply put, if you ask the Ronz to argue and be an ass, he can't do it. Apparently he is only wired to get under your skin accidentally. The Ronz also likes to point out that for some reason, the Beaveman always talks about medicine. The Beaveman identified the cause, members of the squad seem to frequently ask him medically related questions on the podcast. Come on people, this is an idiot podcast. We don't know what we are talking about, to include the Beaveman! We hope you enjoy listening. Stay safe members of the Slaptail Nation Army! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail The Slaptail Squad assembles to talk about different animal penises and what motivates researchers to conduct research on certain topics. Specifically, why do research about why a rooster doesn't have a penis? Science lovers, you are not going to learn anything from this ignorant podcast. They also talk about bragging as if the accomplishments of others ae somehow the accomplishment of the bragger. "My son is a doctor, so clearly I know everything about medicine even though I'm a gas station attendant." You get the point. And, of course, the Beaveman attempts to convince the squad and the listening audience that he does indeed know what the Dunning-Kruger effect is. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail On this episode the squad assembles late night to discuss the Dunning-Kruger effect and apparently make the Beaveman have a migraine. The get to it but first there is a discussion about which birds have peni. It's amazing how none of them really know. They plan on touching on that topic again at a later date, or a similar type. Who doesn't like talking about peni? Despite the fact that Swan and Ronz "researched," the topic they have extreme difficulty giving an example. Then Ronz seems to think that every human response is the Dunning-Kruger effect. They had a lot of fun. Clearly it would be fun to have a segment where they can phone an expert to answer some of their stupid questions. We hope all of you are having fun and staying safe. Happy Labor Day! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail On this episode the Slaptail Squad assembles late night. We pay tribute to Chadwick Boseman, gone from the earth too soon. The Beaveman talks about the importance of cancer screening. We bring it back to having some fun and the Ronz tells us about all the ridiculous stuff he does during the week and the squad members give him a hard time, bless his heart. The Ronz has a big heart and plays along. Yes, there is more martial arts talk, because the Ronz is all about it. The Beaveman insists that he is in better shape then Ronz's Karate pals and issues a fitness challenge, because he is the Beaveman of course. Finally the Ronz tells us his downed power line story. Stay away from downed power lines people! Take care and stay safe. Wakanda Forever! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail On this episode the squad members rip on the world in general. Stories about the Swan trying to balance in a doorway, changing tires, the Beaveman's childhood, fueling of course, and in general, chaos. They planned on discussing stupid excuses that people make, but for some reason it confused the Ronz and the Swan. Please enjoy listening to the Beaveman yelling. We hope you are all safe and happy. Thank you for listening. It's not the Mountain Dew! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the Beaveman and Ronz welcome their special guest Issac. The three veterans describe their military occupational specialties. Unfortunately for Beaveman and Issac, their stories pale in comparison to what Ronz did in the US Air Force. It is with great honor that our podcast episode is released on National Airborne Day. We salute all of our past, present, and future military members and veterans. We hope you enjoy this podcast presented by veterans who barely remember the names of their equipment and what they did. It isn't always a memory with 100% clarity, but it is a memory of 100% pride and emotion. Enjoy and stay safe! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Beaveman is joined by his number one the Ronz and the Swan. The Beaveman goes off on stupid people and why Darwin was wrong. There is a fun discussion about porn, thank you. Ronz talks about his black ops aircraft fueling days, it's pretty hush-hush super high-speed. Finally the Ronz shares his heart warming memories about the people that have inspired him. Swan and Beaveman share some of their memories of inspirational people as well. We hope you are all staying safe. Enjoy! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail On this podcast the Swan hosts the podcast from the Beaver Den. She attempts to have the Ronz take control since he is Number One but he quickly F's it up. It's a discussion about social media and whether our dependence is a bit excessive, are we really living our lives or posting what we think people really want to see? The squad members present for the podcast are The Swan, The Daughter, The Ronz, and Tromondae. Enjoy! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail The Swan and the Beaveman discuss stand-up comedy and what type of material they would try if they were comedians. They agree that the Swan would be a horrible stand-up comedian. We are pretty sure the Beaveman would be horrible as well. Enjoy! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail On this episode the Slaptail Squad assembles to talk about shopping during the pandemic, what people wear to represent their likes or just because, and why the Ronz is so much smarter then the Beaveman. Little known facts about the Ronz are revealed. It's all in fun. We hope our military, veteran, and civilian fans enjoy listening. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail On this episode, SlapTail Squad member Tromondae shares some of his favorite music with the other squad members. The Beaveman and The Ronz express their opinions. The Ronz screws up as usual and the Beaveman lets him have it. They have a fun discussion and do some venting. We hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we enjoyed making it. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail On this episode, the Beaveman and the Ronz address some of the perceptions the rest of the world may have about Americans. Are they accurate. The Ronz makes a questionable joke at a medical office, and the Beaveman goes off about people who share too much. We hope all of your are staying well. Thanks for listening. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail On this episode, the Beaveman tries to discuss some silly news but the Ronz is either not listening or is side tracked. The Ronz tries to convince the Beaveman that he is a scientist, which he isn't. It's pretty entertaining. At one point, the Beaveman almost stops the podcast in order to keep himself from metaphorically strangling the Ronz. We hope you enjoy listening as much as we enjoy podcasting. Stay safe! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail On this episode of the SlapTail Squad, the Beaveman, the Ronz, and the Swan do some classic bitching about life as an adult. We also dive deeper into the Ronz's origin story. It is nothing like Batman's, but is pretty interesting. There is a public service announcement from Skylar at the beginning and end of the podcast. We are looking forward to the day when we can podcast from the same location. Until then, we will do our best to get you content each week. Stay safe and happy members of SlapTail Nation! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail On this episode, the Ronz and the Beaveman catch up remotely to discuss their faith in politicians. Of course they also talk about the Ronz's love of martial arts before they get to the damn point of the podcast. It's a fun conversation that follows the stream of consciousness of a normal human being. They talk about veterans, their kids, and whatever else they feel like talking about. We hope you enjoy the podcast. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail The SlapTail squad assembles, remotely, to discuss how use/abuse of social media is causing arguments and frustration among, "friends." Most likely we are all guilty of believing that just because we are,"friends," on social media that we have all the same beliefs, traditions, and practices. We hope you are staying safe and that you enjoy the podcast. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Yes! This week Tromondae is able to join the squad sporadically through Skype. It is totally worth it though, because he gets a glimpse into the mind of the Ronz and all of the fun things that naturally spew forth from his mouth. We have a fun time talking about superstitions and rituals we perform in daily life and silly things that make us think superstitious thoughts in spite of ourselves. It was a fun podcast to make. Enjoy! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail On this episode of the SlapTail Squad, the Beaveman and the Ronz catch up remotely. The Ronz was able to get out there and be socially awkward as usual. The Beaveman and the Ronz discuss their totally different military experiences. We hope you are all staying safe and happy. Enjoy! Support the show